Who's the retard?... YOU, DUMMY!

So, I'm going to the States next year, I'll be travelling the West Coast, starting in Las Vegas. I can't wait, I'm really fucking excited to tell the truth. I'm going out there with my best friend. Our plan is to just fuck shit up really. That and meet awesome people, we will be doing alot of couch surfing, and lots and lots of drinking. I'm getting my knuckles tattooed too, pretty hyped about that.

Yeah.

You wanna hold on to my pet tarantula instead then?

This is a rework on my oldest, and one of my best customers! It was orginally done by Chris Connett, in the 80s some time. I wouldnt normally touch anything like this, I appreciate old tattoos too much, but seeing as he had the little blue flowers to cover a name afew years back I thought I should do it.

Im a huge fan of Chris's work, and most other real old school tattooers. Chris has been retired for around 4 years or so now, he stops by the studio now and again for a chat and a cup of tea. He was in today and I found my chance to ask him if he would be up for tattooing me at some point, he was more than happy, I cant wait.

Ya hurr me.

I tattooed a mates uncle on Tuesday. I met him years ago, he's completely deaf and I was kinda worried about how I was gonna deal with him when he got to the shop. Turns out he was awesome, real nice guy. We communicated by writing to eachother on bits of paper, it really was'nt as hard as I thought it would be.

Heres some of the paper I wrote on, I'm going to keep them. It was an experience.

Oh yeah I know my writing is fucking terrible, thats why I dont write for a living!

Loose Lips Sink Fish And Chips.

One of my oversea homies is travelling this month, his first stop is here, this pile of shit place! We're gonna hang out and talk shit, i'm going to tattoo him too. He emailed me telling me he had an awesome idea, a sailing ship with 'FISH AND CHIPS' in a banner, I told him it was the most badass thing I have ever heard, I cant wait to do it. I also am trying to get him to get the cigar too!

Rocknrolla.

I've been away doing stuff, I dont know why this stuff has stopped me blogging but it has. So here I am updating shit for the people (or person?!) that checks out this blog.

Gimmie some time.

Up near Deathnal Green.

Since its a week of shout outs. Peep game. Youre looking at the logo of my friends clothing shop Wholesome. Its run by 2 dudes I used to work with Kyle & Kyle, they're cool as fuck, pop down and see them and get some new garms.

They're located at -

47 RIVINGTON STREET

SHOREDITCH

LONDON

EC2A 3QB

Contact them @ kyle.miller@wholesomelondon.com

kyle.hougham@wholesomelondon.com

Or

http://wholesomelondon.blogspot.com/

Killer tats bro!

This is my homie Fudges' work, hes a real close friend and I'd do anything for this motherfucker. I first got tattooed by him when I was afew months into my apprenticeship and I get tattooed by him nearly every fucking week now ha.

Hes based at Ian Flowers shop New Skool Tattoo in Ewell Village, go visit him, or any of the other amazing people that work there.

Myspace here http://www.myspace.com/werewolfhasrobothand

So you're like Yoji off of Miami Ink? Hurrr Hurrr.

This is probably the worst picture in the world to follow up my last entry with. I did this tattoo on a girl last month, it was her first one and she sat like a champ. More importantly, Bowery Stan told me it was very nice, not in person of course, but via the internets. It made my year already.

Thanks Stan!

Stan made a mini doc with Intenze, watch it, its great.

Part one here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m59WzChoS0&feature=related

Look at my fucking balls.

Every now and again I see a tattoo that really inspires me, this thing right here is fucking outstanding. Been a big fan of Thomas' work for along time. The picture speaks for itself.

You can find Tom here http://www.meditationsinatrament.com/

What the fuck was I thinking.

I saw this the otherday, its a little something I did for an overseas friend around 2007, its cool to look back at old work sometimes, I barely remember doing this. I cant even remember what I had for dinner tonight.


Its the one on the right, but you already knew that.

I AM A MOTHERFUCKER

I'm back, nothing exciting happened between the last post and now really... My hair and beard just got a little longer and I ate lots of pizza. Ill get to updating this blog on the regular soon. Here is some nice tits for now.

'It takes 5 minutes to get a reputation, but it'll take a lifetime to lose it.'

I tattooed a childhood friend today, we had'nt seen eachother for a good few years, we had alot to catch up on, it was fun. It's crazy what can happen in the space of 2 years.

We were chatting alot about this old crackhead dude from around our way, Jake, he was fucking crazy, stories for days. My buddy joked about getting this quote he said along time ago (See Title) it's funny how we both remembered it, for a crackhead, this was mindblowing to us all when he said it, we think he just overheard someone talking before he spoke to us. He's dead now.

Dude always insisted this was his uncle, google 'Dave Courtney' we never took him seriously though, who knows.

That's when you know you're someone, sitting on the grass in a pinstriped suit and grabbing a bitches ass.

RIP JAKE.

Runnin' with the Devil

Everyone has a blog, so I've jumped on the band wagon finally, about 5 years late. This blog will now be about:

Random shit
Cats
Tattoos
Food
Photo's that I've taken
Garms
Hating on stuff
Pictures of titties
Music
Hating
Pizza
Zombies
Tattoos
Art

All important stuff like that. Motherfuckers.