We were chatting alot about this old crackhead dude from around our way, Jake, he was fucking crazy, stories for days. My buddy joked about getting this quote he said along time ago (See Title) it's funny how we both remembered it, for a crackhead, this was mindblowing to us all when he said it, we think he just overheard someone talking before he spoke to us. He's dead now.
Dude always insisted this was his uncle, google 'Dave Courtney' we never took him seriously though, who knows.
That's when you know you're someone, sitting on the grass in a pinstriped suit and grabbing a bitches ass.
RIP JAKE.
